May 31, 2003

Oh, and this is hilarious... (but you still have to scroll down and comment on the "I think I broke my toe" post.
In fact, you know what? Do that before you read this. It's ok, I'll wait.
Oh. Hey.
Did you comment? Good. Now back to the title of this post. What's that? Oh, you're right, the title is done. Well then, on to the post.)

My friend Billy just moved to Colorado on Tuesday, and his former, um, pseudogirlfriend was out at the bar last night and offered to take me home and fuck me. Needless to say, I declined. Actually, not needless to say, because if I hadn't said it you would have... WAIT A MINUTE... if you really went down and commented on the "broke a toe" post before reading this, then you would know I didn't fuck her and it would be needless to say. Hey, the cheat, go get me some water.

Posted by orion at May 31, 2003 10:23 AM | TrackBack