July 08, 2003

I ain't a playa, I just fuck a lot

(Bet you never thought you'd see Big Pun lyrics as a header here at the spig, did ja?)

I just threw away three condoms that expired July 1st.
And I know this sounds worse/better than it is, but I've never had to throw away condoms because they've expired before.
For the first time in my life I overestimated my sexual activity.
I guess living with one's parents does kind of hinder one's game.
Shit, let's be honest, I have no game to speak of anyway.
I'm like a bunny, cowering in the corner.

I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

I'm gonna become a monk.
Never buy condoms again.

What the fuck am I talking about?

Posted by orion at July 8, 2003 06:00 PM | TrackBack