"All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom."
-Shannen Doherty
My fans tell me the same thing.
And I don't even have any dogs...
Or pot pie.
Hey!
Get my fucking agent on the damn phone!
I want some fucking pot pie in here right now!