July 29, 2004


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July 28, 2004

July 27, 2004

Michael, why are you selling me?

If only I had about a hundred thousand smackers, I'd buy Kitt.

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July 26, 2004

I Wish I Had an Evil Twin

I wish I had an evil twin
running íround doing people in
I wish I had
a very bad
and evil twin to do my will
to call and conquer cut and kill
just like I would
if I werenít good
and if I knew where to begin

down and down we go
how low no one would know
sometimes good life wears thin
I wish I had an evil twin

my evil twin would lie and steal
and he would stink of sex appeal
all men would writhe
beneath his scythe
heíd send the pretty ones to me
and they would think that I was he
Iíd hurt them and Iíd go scar free

Iíd get no blame and feel no shame
ícause evilís not my cup of tea

down and down we go
how low one would not need to know
all my life there should have been
an evil twin

-Magnetic Fields

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